Thursday, 28 March 2013

Earl's Musings: Gaming is big.

Okay, so, here's the thing. Games and gaming and making games and playing games and all that jazz. It's HUGE. I don't mean as an industry, or as a matter of interest, I mean as a topic. There's hundreds and hundreds of things to talk about in it. Even more if we start looking at specific games instead of just talking in general. So what's the big deal about this? I'll tell you what the big deal is. The big deal is I have NO CLUE what to talk about when I go to write some musings about games. I used to have a lot of ideas and then I was all like "People only come here to download lesbian games, why should I write musings?"

And then I ranted and some of you asked for more, so I figured I should do some more musings. But when I sat down to muse, all I could think about is that there's so many things I could muse about. It's like when you're bored with a library full of games. You could play any of them, and so you play none of them and just keep being bored. It's like that but instead of being bored I'm forced to write about meta-musings.

Anyway, I'm going somewhere with this. The points are:
1. I'm going to be musing again and talking about games or game design or something.
2. I want suggestions for musings. What do you guys want to read about?
3. Gaming is big. I don't know all of it. Some of it isn't fact. My musing will be opinion. Sometimes they'll be wrong. Don't be surprised. I am just some trumped up jack-ass on the internet with an ego after all.

So yeah, comment with those requests and shit.

Pudding Earl

Tuesday, 26 March 2013

I now hate RAGS. Just thought everyone should know.

So I've been studying C# for the past three months, getting ready to make a new Shield High engine and all that good stuff. I've also done some practice programs to get into the swing of things and test out what I've learnt. This has proven problematic for Shield High RAGS development. Mainly because 1. It means I have a much better understanding of how I should do things. And 2. I'm used to all these nifty C# features that Shield High can't do. It's maddening.

I just thought everyone should know how much I hate RAGS now. Also like, spoilers that I'm planning to build a new engine. In case you hadn't heard.

My new skills also have been making me more ambitious, so I'm going wayyyy overboard with the Tellulah fight. Dear god do I hope I know enough C# to transition soon.

Final note: Don't expect a big update next week as I'm wrestling with monstrous code, so I'll probably do some quick and easy blackmail content to tide over the week.

Pudding Earl.

P.S. Sorry for ranting. Unless you want more rants. Do you want more rants?

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Shield High: Jessica's Story 0.521 FINALLY releases.

Betcha didn't see THIS one coming.

Actually I'm pretty sure you did, I did say updates were coming, so really it's kinda obvious. Regardless, I apologize for the delays, life happened, and I haven' been home in three fucking weeks and I'm pretty grumpy about it in case you couldn't tell. Also I'm not going home for another two weeks. So don't expect me back on schedule. ANYWAY. Let's see what 0.521 brings to the table.

-Fight against Jasmine, a fierce member of the Mistresses, in an INTENSE, REACTIVE CROP FIGHT.
-Go on a date with your girlfriend Jillian, to celebrate your victory over Bailey.
-Go on an even better date with your girlfriends Jillian AND Angel, to celebrate your victory over Bailey. Choose between two sex scenes on this date. Or be a submissive bitch and get no choice.

I promise I will never again try and make my features sound exciting, that was terrible. In other news, I did a little bit of world building to hint at POSSIBLE SEQUELS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

So, download link is here: http://www.mediafire.com/?3jxnw868n5ashsb

And I hope you all enjoy it. Sorry for the delays.

Pudding Earl.

P.S. How do people not notice my spelling mistakes? How do *I* not notice my spelling mistakes?

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Update on the update

Okay so, after a week of just not doing anything because loldepression, I finally got back on track, and thought you all deserved to know what's going down.

Basically: I'm writing the Jillian/Angel date that's meant to go off after the Bailey fight. It's going to take a while. A couple days at least. It's big. For reference, the Jillian date that takes place at the same time came out to be 16 entries. I'm expecting to do a lot more than that on this date. So yeah, just hang on, it is coming. I'll release it when I'm ready.

Sorry for the wait,

Pudding Earl

Saturday, 23 February 2013

New 0.52, bugs fixed

Finally found the time to fix up some glitches that have been reported. Hopefully should be functional now. It was, as always, RAGS stupid default settings.

Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?m5e7jhzsh3tgllf

Lemme know if I fucked it up. If I did it right, we should have these issues in the future.

Enjoy

Pudding Earl

Thursday, 21 February 2013

Shield High: Jessica's Story 0.52 released

Finally, a release. In this release I made the Jasmine fight. I realize now that I didn't explain crop fighting for those who never played the Andriana crop fight. I'm sure you'll be fiiiiine. Also I made the Bailey fight actually like, work. I realized today that it was broken. Now it's fixed. So basically, two fights for the price of one. Woo.

So, this week I encountered some personal life problems, which have prompted some of my mental conditions, which I won't go into, to get worse. As a result I'm trying to de-stress, and shed anything that isn't necessary until I get better. Which isn't to say Shield High is on hiatus. Just that you shouldn't expect a weekly release for the time being. My personal goal is to maintain at least a fortnightly release, however odds are good I'll release more often than that. Sorry all of you who count on me for your weekly Shield High dose, you'll just have to be good and wait.

Anyway, download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?9081trx1j8ts7iv

And for those of you who care, the content for the next release will be dates and parties, while I think up a new type of fight for Tellulah.

Pudding Earl.

Monday, 18 February 2013

Delays again.

Have a lot more work to do on this week's fight, no chance of getting it done tonight since it's going to be a miracle if I even manage to write in this state. Release will be ready when it's ready, sorry for delays.

Pudding Earl