Wednesday 2 April 2014

Haaaaa!


Not actually cancelled! Bet I got like, ten of you, maybe, with that one. Yes, it was all an April Fools. And yes, I am aware that it was poor taste. Listen, I make porn games, taste hasn't been a thing on this blog for like...ever.

Anyway, as for why I didn't clarify that it was a joke sooner? I've been busy working. What have I been working on? Not some silly measly update that brings boring things like polish, stability, features. No, no, who needs that? No, what we need is poorly planned, completely untested content!

So here it is, the Andriana fight in it's almost-entirety. Due to technical errors on my end pictures weren't an option. Had to clear my cache at some point, all my pretty character's I'd made got lost. Which I'd re-do happily but...poses are a bitch and I've seriously spent like, hours doing this today when normally I don't and I just am mentally exhausted. Oh yeah, the link, right. Here: http://www.mediafire.com/download/ecyhvibtan1c8q2/Shield_High_JS_0.62.zip

So, will we be back to regular updates? Probably not. Will I continue work tomorrow to fix up the fuck ton of issues with this version? Yeah definitely. Like I said, this isn't tested in the slightest, so like, I'll probably release a more stable version in the next two days after I've done my own testing.

Enjoy, and my apologies for any depression/suicidal thoughts/lack of sunshine for my absence and terrible jokes. Next year is a joke release I promise.

Pudding Earl

4 comments:

  1. whew. that was not a nice joke to play on us poor depraved, I mean deprived, fans.

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  2. Well, either this is another joke, or there's a bug. The game crashes whenever I try to click on Andriana's name.

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    1. That one is indeed a bug. As previously stated, literally zero testing went into this release. I'm 90% sure I know what the problem is, and I'm going to get right on fixing it today. Did you manage to get through everything else just fine?

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  3. melanie - crash every time I talk to her.
    after acce[pting Karen's challenge, same after karen fight.
    Girls in 1A -
    andriana - crash
    ginger - crash
    naomi - crash

    Girls in schoolyard by A block - no issues

    text is same after Karen fights, no matter if I win or lose, it's the text that should show up if you win.

    if I lose to Karen, that seems to end that plot line. Unlike in the RAGs version, I assume it's because that plot line is not yet complete.

    HTH

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